Another follower calls for another blog~

Here you go Dr Julie LAWTU;

 

How can something be “new” AND “improved”?! If it’s new, then what was being improved on?

Why do caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

Do prison buses have emergency exits?

If a criminal was about to die in the electric chair….. but had a heart attack because of the fear….. do the guards have to attempt to save him?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone…….. and it runs someone over……. does it stop to help them?

Bryton’s Daily Ask IS BACK!!

With a new follower, this calls for a new daily ask

This is to my favourite Suri yaa rach chi in the world!

 

Why is it that anyone who drives faster than you is considered an idiot…… and everyone who drives slower than you is a moron?

How does a Real Estate company sell its own office?!

At a movie theater, is there a rule for which arm rest is yours? :S 

Why is it, that on a phone or calculator, the number five has a little dot on it?!!!!!!

Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are FREAKING VEGETABLES?

simplyfee-deactivated20110417 asked: LMFAO ... you're bi yourself xP go admire someone haha

somebody got a cute fringe-cut tsk tsk tsk

what did you put in your jersy? FatCaiNymous?

Anonymous asked: go away you gaybo :P

is this leanymous :P

beneath-thesurface asked: HEY! I SAW YOU TODAY! =P

:O where miss stalker ;)

aderailedtrain asked: HI BRYTON :D

When I realised you had a tumblr, it made my day.

this is not a question, just a statement :D

hehe thanks josel :)

how do you find people on tumblr :S

any exams left??

simplyfee-deactivated20110417 asked: theres no reblog option D=

no reblog option for what?

I dunno, you own my account :p

Fix it Fiona1!

Bryton’s Real and Final Daily Ask Why

Here You go Miss Leane ><

Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?

Why does an alarm clock “go off” when it begins ringing?

Why does fat chance and slim chance have the same meaning?

Why do cars have the ability to go over 90ks per hour when it’s illegal to drive that fast -_-

Have you ever said to your friend(s) ‘Oh look, they’re building a building over there’ and felt retarded T_T

 

rawrimmalion-desu asked: bryton! :D i dont press harder on the mouse when its almost dead ... i replace the battery :L

hmpph might as well just call me retarded then ><

ready for your school certttttttttttttttt?

Bryton’s Final Daily Ask Why :[ (5 posts for 5 followers)

 How come we can only choose from two people to run for president and 50 for Miss Universe?

What’s another word for synonym?

Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking :p 

If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding,
what is it expanding into? <— serious question :(

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead -_-